Sunday, November 4, 2012
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Jello Biafra - Hellburbia
For your consideration.....may I present Mr. Jello Biafra....
With an abrasive voice and a sarcastic and cynical mind, he speaks his opinions based on facts which are irrefutable.
Death to all Cats!
For all of you who don't know....I loath,dislike strongly,abhor, abominate, be allergic to, be down on, decline, despise, detest, execrate, feel repugnance, find disgusting, hate, have aversion to, have no use for, refuse, reject, repudiate, revolt, spurn that hideous species called Felis silvestris catus. And now I have one more reason to justify my Psychosis.....
A few weekends ago I, in the grip of boredom , chose to try my hand at sand painting.And even want as far to experiment with different colors.
But no.......this is why I can't have nice things. Some fucking cat...made the choice to use my canvas as a toilet.....shit all over my creation. Fuck cats.
Yakwawiak
Related figures in other tribes: Nyah-gwaheh, Katshituasku, Man-Eater,
- Name: Yakwawiak
- Tribal affiliation: Lenape, Mohican, Shawnee
- Alternate spellings: Yakwawi’ak, Ya’kwahewak, Yakwawi, Ya’kwahe
- Pronunciation: varies by dialect. Usually yah-kwah-wee-ock.
- Also known as: Big Rump Bear, Naked Bear, Amangachtiat, Amangachktiat, Amankaxkti’at Maxkwe, Ahamagachktiât Mecehquá, Ahamagachktiat Me-cehqua, Yagesho, Tagisho, Tagesho
- Type: Monster, stiff-legged bear
Hairless Bear Yakwawiak were described as monstrous, man-eating creatures resembling enormous stiff-legged hairless bears. (Yakwawiak is the plural form of their name; Yakwawi and Ya’kwahe are singular forms referring to just one giant bear.) Although this is the most common name for these monsters in the Lenape, Shawnee, and other northeast Algonquian tribes, it is not an Algonquian word, and is probably borrowed from the Iroquoian name Nia’gwahe (pronounced nyah-gwah-heh), which means “Great Bear.” Yagesho and Tagesho may be more corruptions of Iroquoian names. The original Algonquian name for the monster was probably one of the variants of Amangachktiat, which meant “big rumped” (“maxkwe” and “mecehqua” come from words for “bear.”) Some folklorists believe this creature may have been inspired by mammoths or mastodon fossils.
They Came to Cordura
An army major, himself guilty of cowardice, is asked to recommended soldiers for the Congressional Medal of Honor during the Mexican Border Incursion of 1916.
Look , up in the Sky......
In the magic of the morning, Looking around the large launch field. Arrays of hot-air balloons inflate, And their colors are gradually revealed.
Yes, I know there is no music, may I suggest ....I need psychiatric therapy I could use a lobotomy....
The word of the day is Necropants
After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.
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