Friday, March 20, 2015

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

...or Get this, a cornfed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a flemmish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a tricycle giving me the finger, and a duck! Now I don't know what to make of it, but... Are you crying? Oh my god, honey can you put your dad on the phone?

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