An even more violent and ruthless terrorist group "Shazaam" released a video today calling ISIS members "Punks" and "Pussy Boys".
The twenty minute video showed the groups leader, tearing off the head of a captured ISIS fighter and then eating some of it before lighting it on fire and throwing it at a group of young children.
"ISIS is nothing but wannabes who are not the chosen ones" "We, Shazaam, are the chosen ones". "No one is more brutal then we" said the groups leader YaccaLacca Tommahawkaa.
Government forces say that Shazaam poses an even bigger threat than ISIS because they are well funded by secret donors and they also sell Amway products in over 100 countries.
"These guys are not to be messed with" said an US Agent who asked not to be identified. "I saw two of them tear a cat in half and stuff one have all the way down this guys throat and the other half all the way up his ass".
The coalition of the willing is now debating if they should bomb Shazaam or just sit this out. "We are kinda tired and The Walking Dead season premiere is in just a couple of weeks" said one government offical, "we cant do it all".
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