Almost best of all was to sit on a knoll, smoking and watch the animals feed. One never sees a horse so well as when he is grazing close by, intent upon the grass, oblivious of the man. Then one sees how he moves his ears, how he blows through his soft nostrils, how his casual movements are made. He moves from clump to clump, making his selections by standards of his own, never still, yet entirely free of the restlessness of a stalled horse, It is the essence of pastoral life. Cigarette smoke rises lazily in the hot air, the sun is comfortable upon one's bones, the gently moving animals make peace.
An in depth look at the events that unfolded in Ferguson, Missouri following the police murder of Michael Brown, a black teenager. Also features an exclusive interview with former Black Panther, Ashanti Alston, about the state of black "America", abolishing penile power and taking care of your peeps in the muthafuckin resistance.
...I could have sworn Pat Boone singing heavy metal was one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
For the 700th time this year "The Most Remarkable and Kindest Person You Would Wish To Meet" has sadly died.
This comes after the recent 475th death of "He was a great Man" and comes hot on the heals of the tragic demise of "He was the best son ever", who has now died 332 times so far this year.
Other multiple deaths include "She did so much for the community" (117 deaths) "He will be remembered for his smile and kindness" (83 deaths) and "He was a hard worker and great father" (29 deaths).
"It is amazing how many times these people die," said one confused man, "I mean every time I read the news I hear about them; isn't it about time "He really was a bit of cunt" died? Or how about "He really won't be missed as he did nothing of any consequence"?
At time of press the following people have not yet died "He was prolific at masturbating", "he probably deserved to fall of that cliff" and "he liked nothing more than beating his wife and shooting BB guns at cats".
In Kananaskis Country, Alberta Canada, a female Grizzly Bear will be left alone after she attacked and injured a hunter fatally. This decision was made by wildlife managers, conservation officers and public safety specialists, based on the key fact, that the attack was not predatory, but defensive. This decision was made in accordance to their bear management plan.
"...it was like facing the zombie apocalypse with a nail file and a bag of Skittles. It might work, but chances were good that I'd die a horrible, painful death.
At least the end would be filled with fruity, candy goodness. And for my dramatic death scene I could whisper, in a creepy, quivery death rattle, taste the rainbow. Boy would those zombies be confused.”
Do you ever feel like you can't eat, drink, or enjoy anything because you're constantly worried about how it will impact your health? This video, inspired by Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies, assures you with gleeful hyperbole that everything will kill you in the end.
A message to all of you short-sighted killers
What kind of world will you leave behind for your children
When you’ve squeezed every last drop of life from the land
With your greed and your murder you’ve wrought with your plans
Land defender Sidhe had planned to share her entire poem with the 700 conference goers, but police–already aware of the conference organizers’ insecurities and impatience–would not cede a moment to their dissenters. Sidhe was booked into the Uintah County Jail on suspicion of “disorderly conduct,”
"If there is a human race still here in 100 years, I think it will be thanks to music."
After existing for nearly two millennia as consubstantial roommates, the Holy Trinity--God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit--are splitting up
Theologians thought they had settled the debate of the Holy Trinity more than a millennium ago, by killing off or suppressing anyone who denied that the three who made up the Holy Trinity were both consubstantial (existing all at once in the same "place") and co-eternal, with (paradoxically) God the Father being the "begetter" of his son, Jesus. Now the issue is blowing up all over again, but this time the source of disagreement is from the Holy Threesome themselves.
The bickering, which has been seething now for the last two centuries, blew up this year when Jesus said he was tired of playing second fiddle to God the Father. Griped God the Son: "Everyone says I'm 'begotten' of God the Father! Let's face it: Without me, no one would even give God the Father a second look!
Do you hear anyone saying, 'I accept God the Father as my salvation and personal savior?' Or: 'Yahweh is the reason for the season!' Hell no! I'm the one who really runs this show." Jesus has told close friends that He wants to strike out on this own, and try to find Himself.
And the Holly Spirit is not happy with the current arraignment either. "What the hell is the 'Holy Spirit' anyway? I got to impregnate Mary, but without even pleasuring her. I got to hover above the heads of the apostles when they prayed.
Whoopee! You may as well just put me in a spray can and sell me in the cleaning solvents aisle at Kroger's. Like Jesus, I want to strike out on my own." Friends of "Ghost," as they call him, say he is in the process of getting himself an agent, to maybe see if he can host his own talk show or pick up a role on American Horror Story.
But God the Father will have none of this. In fact, He has threatened to ground Jesus if He obstinately continues to press for breaking up the Holy Trinity. And of the Holy Spirit, He threatened: "I'm God the Father. I'm omnipotent, God dammit! I can put that little incubus in a spray can, if that's what He wants. The Holy Trinity will only split up over my dead body!"
Archaeological Investigation of Beehive Rock Shelter
Archaeologist are conducting investigations at the Bee Hive Rock Shelter located in the Las Vegas Wash. Finds suggest the site was in use 500 to 1,000 years ago. The analysis of this site will help us better understand the past activities of the people who inhabited this area
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
Saturday morning, I was shaking from my slumber by two pleasant, smiling young men seeking to share the glorious words of their Lord and savior with me.....Ah yes, what a wonderful fuckin' world indeed......
If you've ever wondered what it is about beans in particular that gives you gas, or just need a farting refresher, this strangely adorable animation guides you through a bean's journey from teeth to toot.
This documentary about stupidity tells us the history of the word "moron", the difference between stupid, moron, smart, intelligent, genius and questions the regular practice of classifying peoples intelligence through standardized IQ tests. Of course also Mr. Bush is examined in this report. A well educated guy who, nevertheless, acts in a completely dumb way -- or at least wants us to believe so.
Albert Einstein said:
"Only two things are infinite the universe and stupidity.
and I am not sure about the former."